when does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that
if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
concerts are fun
until the day after WHEN YOU REALIZE NOTHING IS OKAY IT’S OVER THERE’S NO GOING BACK
*talks about celebrities on a first name basis as if we’re actually friends*
"are you still obsessed with justin bieber or have you gotten over that phase?"
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried